[Audio recording] Sign of life

[at0be]

#CLICK#
*rustle*
...
*in a somewhat congested voice* My name is Atobe Keigo, captain of the Hosei tennis club and I believe I am dying *coughs*
I am recording this as my last will *sneeze* testament and as warning to others. *rustle*

Only three days ago we arrived at the hotel Tateyama. Aside from myself there were 42 other athletes, managers and coaches. How they are faring or how many have already succumbed I do not know *cough, sniffle*

While the first day was largely uneventful I noted slight changes in my physical condition as early as the second but thought little of it. Only now do I see it as the first signs of the insidious sickness that now has me in its grasp *winded, longer break*

Now, at the dawn of the third day I am already too weak to leave and I fear the others have fallen prey to the same wretched pandemic that has claimed me. *blows nose*

If humanity *croak* has survived and you find this *cough, wheeze* ...Good luck and remember me

#CLICK#

(OOC: Yes, it is true. The camp has claimed it's first victim of the dreaded MANFLU! In other words Atobe has a cold and will be fine with a bit of rest and some hot chicken soup :D )

Comments

[puri_fied]

And that automatically makes me a pervert? Careful painting with that broad brush there, Atobe.


Whatever cut you favour the most.

[at0be]

I'd consider anybody who wants a pair of worn underwear of mine a pervert. *length coughing bout*

what do you want with them anyway?

[puri_fied]

Oops, that's an unspeakable secret. I can't tell you.


It's nothing perverted though, I promise.

[at0be]

Given the private nature of the item you request I must insist.*rasps* Also I need to know if you plan to sell them

[puri_fied]

I'm not that low and gross to sell them.

Can't you just trust my innocent intentions?

[at0be]

No

[puri_fied]

... Rude.



I want to use that IOU, then. To get the underwear from you.

[at0be]

Honest.

Then I use mine to have you tell me the reason.

[puri_fied]

I wouldn't even tell Yukimura my unspeakable secrets.


I thought I was your friend, Atobe.

[at0be]

Do you collect his underwear as well?

You could tell me what you want them for - as a friend - and I might give them to you, as a friend

[puri_fied]

No, just Tezuka's.

Or, as a friend you could just accept my eccentricities and go along with them to keep me happy. That's what my friends do, you know.

[at0be]

You have Tezuka's underwear.

[puri_fied]

Yes I have Tezuka's underwear. Why is that a surprise?

[at0be]

How...

WHY?!

[puri_fied]

Now that's quite a story.




Maybe you should ask Kunimitsu about it if you're so curious.

[at0be]

I'll trade you

are they signed?

ooc: Strikes very much deleted

[puri_fied]

Not with pen like you traditionally sign things with.

[at0be]

how then?

Is his name bedazzled across the backside?

[puri_fied]

Why are you so curious about my collection of Tezuka's underwear?

[at0be]

Simply curious

[puri_fied]

I like taking them from him. He doesn't seem to mind.

[at0be]

Indeed.

*rustles*


Fine.

[puri_fied]

You're going to give me a signed pair of your own underwear? Gosh golly, such a treat.

[at0be]

I didn't bring any in blue. You'll have to wait until we're back.

[puri_fied]

That's fine. You're in Tulip, right? I'll come visit and get them when I next see Yukimura.